Friday, December 07, 2007

"Ironic, if ya like that sort of thing."

So...........we're bustin' down some icy dirt road somewhere out in the middle of whereinthehellarewe lat night on the Crazy Bastard ride.... (We spend a lot of time there!) and all of sudden my rear wheel locks up. I do those rides on my (in)famous glow-in-the-dark fixxie-'cross and the chain had somehow come off and jammed 'tween the tire and the chainstay so all of a sudden I'm doin' these b-i-g s-l-o-w fishtails down this hill w/ the other guys scattering around me like they'd all just found out that the paint on my bike WAS radioactive, as is sometimes speculated about. Somehow I keep the rubber side down and bring 'er to a stop in the middle of the hill. Put the chain back on, all the while wondering what happend and back down the road we go.
2 minutes later, on a nice flat open section of road I go down like a ton of bricks, damn near takin' CD w/ me. (Woulda gotten some bonus points for that!) In Crazy Bastard parlance I did a "spud" w/ a side of "slider", but no "bowler". (Translation- Spud: Noun. To hit the ground hard enough to be "planted like a potatoe". "Slider" - Noun: A crash envolving a long slide across the road surface, usually accompanied by flopping limbs and/or sudden stops as a result of collisions w/ inanimate objects. "Bowler" - Noun: A "slider" that takes out some or all of your companions.)

That's the irony by the way, assuming that you were wondering.

(By the way..........the title is a quote from a movie. Be the first to e-mail me w/ which movie and win a VCC pub glass!)

Other than that.............it's been a busy month or so! I've managed to crash in each of the last 4 'cross races but have yet to break anything major on bike or body. I did manage to tesr up my shin bad enough @ Manhattan Park that it got all infected and led to a trip to the doc for a RX of antibaotics and now every time I go down I hit the same damn place again. Still............so far so good. One more race, tomorrow @ Ridgepoint Church. the big Finale el Grande! We're gonna have chili and frites and stuff to give away..................oughta be a hoot! Jess and I are doin' the C race on the tandem and then I'll try not to suck in the B's.

JDRF stuff is happening...............we're getting close to haviing the '08 season planned out and we have a buncha new riders lined up already. Dang! That is so cool!

Ted's been gone all week @ Barnett's and he has 2 weeks to go. Kinda short-handed around the shop but we'll get through. Startin' to see a little Christmas biz, but not outta control yet. Kind of "good news / bad news" I guess.

Still looking for some folks to sign on as Velo Citizens for '08.........know anyone that wants to work in a cool bike shop and bust their ass for almost no $?

It's been quite a year! I was talkin' to a friend out west about a trip to the desert next Spring and that got to thinkin' about our trip last April.................man, that seems like it was years ago!

I guess that's good, right?................It means that there's so much goin' on that it makes it seem like it's been longer than it has since we did stuff last Spring or last year, right?

Right?

Right!

Gotta go..............be well and have a great Holiday!

MC

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